First some Humor to brighten up our day.
>
> Oil Changing Instructions:
>
> Women:
>
> 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since
> the last oil change.
>
> 2. Drink a cup of coffee.
>
> 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
> maintained vehicle.
>
> ~~~~
>
> Men:
>
> 1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50
> dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand
> cleaner and scented tree.
>
> 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of
> taking back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back
> yard.
>
> 3. Open a beer and drink it.
>
> 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
>
> 5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
>
> 6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
>
> 7. Place drain pan under engine.
>
> 8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
>
> 9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
>
> 10. Unscrew drain plug.
>
> 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in
> process.
>
> 12. Clean up.
>
> 13. Have another beer while oil is draining.
>
> 14. Look for oil filter wrench.
>
> 15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriver and
> twist it off.
>
> 16. Beer.
>
> 17. Buddy shows up; finish case with him. Finish oil change
> tomorrow.
>
> 18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath
> car.
>
> 19. Throw oil lift (AKA kitty litter) on oil spilled during
> step 18.
>
> 20. Beer? No, drank it all yesterday.
>
> 21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
>
> 22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of
> clean oil to gasket first.
>
> 23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
>
> 24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
>
> 25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
>
> 26. Hurry to replace drain plug before the whole quart of
> fresh oil drains onto floor.
>
> 27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.
>
> 28. Bang head on floor board in reaction.
>
> 29. Begin cussing fit.
>
> 30. Throw wrench.
>
> 31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss
> December and marked up her the left boob.
>
> 32. Clean up; apply Band-Aid to knuckle.
>
> 33. Beer.
>
> 34. Beer.
>
> 35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of oil.
>
> 36. Beer.
>
> 37. Lower car from jack stands.
>
> 38. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
>
> 39. Move car back to apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter)
> to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
>
> 40. Drive car 1/2 quart low for 7000 miles when it'll be time
> for another oil change.
>
>
Now, For all those that have no sense of humor please email your complaints
to
peugeot-l-unsubscribe@egroups.com ;-)
Regards,
J
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